Monday, December 28, 2009

THE PERFECT GIFT GIVER





Our younger sister Debby is the perfect gift giver! She thinks about each person and what they might want,she searches high and low for the most unique and creative gifts she can find!!!! Well-I think she found the ultimate, perfect gift-'THE BIG BALL OF GUILT'' gift box. It comes with a large ball, small ball, coasters, and a handbook on how to recieve and pass the guilt around. When Donna and I opened the gift from Debby all three of laughed so hard we nearly wet out pants! Now-I don't know about you, but we come from a long lineage of women who have  perfected the art of giving guilt and taught  us the humble ability to recieve it in large doses!  So here is to all of you  who wish to pass ithe guilt around.-go get a ball, write on the ball," passing the guilt around", and give it to whom ever needs it the most! Personally, I see a cocktail party in the near future, where we have guilt free drinks, guilt free, yummy food and everyone gets to go home feeling guilt free about [at least] all of those  calories we just consumed over the holidays!

2 comments:

Laurie said...

That is sooooooooooo funny! My sister and I have a name for a family member (I'll keep this person anonymous), we call her "The Queen of Guilt"... Thanks for the laugh! Laurie

Auntie Joy said...

Well, you know what they say... It's better to give than receive. Not to mention I have plenty for everyone... Too funny. Hope you have a great New Years!
JOY!

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